BORN FOR THROTTLE THERAPY Longsleeve Tee
BORN FOR THROTTLE THERAPY Longsleeve Tee
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Skip the therapist — the throttle’s cheaper. 💨 The “Born for Throttle Therapy” LS Tee is for riders who believe snow, speed, and a wide-open heart rate are self-care.
Description:
If your idea of mental health involves snow dust, screaming engines, and
questionable life choices at 70 mph, this shirt’s got your name written all
over it. The “Born for Throttle Therapy” LS Tee, is your new badge of honor.
Featuring a rugged vintage-style design of a snowmobiler tearing through powder like they’re late for happiness, this tee delivers the perfect combo of humor, attitude, and adrenaline. The bold statement — “I Was Born for Throttle Therapy” — says what every sledder already knows: therapy is expensive… snowmobiling is faster.
Made for comfort and built to last, this shirt’s great for trail days, shop nights, or your “I swear I’m not addicted” support group (we’ve all been there).
Because let’s face it — who needs meditation when you’ve got 800ccs of enlightenment?
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Washing Instructions
Washing Instructions
Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and ready to wear!
✅ Wash and Dry Inside Out
A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.
✅ Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents
High heat and harsh detergents can shorten your t-shirt’s lifespan.
✅ Avoid Excessive Spinning
Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.
✅ Air Dry When Possible
If using a dryer, avoid heavy items like coats or blankets.
✅ Iron Inside Out on Low Heat
Keep the design safe by starting with a lower heat setting.
